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This
fabulous foursome of goofball golf balls will make you a winner
every time!
We're
pleased to offer our Guaranteed Shocking and Oh So Annoying
Goofball Golf Ball Foursome! You get 4 of the most
game-stopping golf balls ever made in one convenient package.
These babies look, feel, and smell like regulation golf balls.
Only YOU know what's about to happen when you put them into
play.
First,
there's our Nerve-wracking "Unputtable"
Just
place the "Unputtable" a few feet from the cup.
Bet a drink at the 19th hole that no one can sink this putt
in one stroke. You'll win every time because this ball baulks,
skids, gyrates and hops, but it definitely won't roll straight!
Next
comes the Jet Streamer
And
it's definitely NOT for the faint of heart! Do the old switcheroo
and replace your partner's regular ball with this lethal look-alike
Then stand back and wait. One whack and Poof! The Jet Streamer
explodes in a puff of snakelike powder and ejects 15' of spiraling,
streaming red ribbon!
Speaking
of Explosions
The
Exploding Golf Ball looks like a regular golf ball
but
with one very special difference
it blows up in a spectacular
cloud of billowing smoke-like powder on impact!
And
finally, how could you call ANYTHING magic without a vanishing
act?
Now
you see it now you don't. One swing and the Phantom ball vanishes
on contact, disappearing in a watery mist.
All
of these gimmicked gizmos are 100% safe, non toxic, and definitely
not regulation! Order now and start torturing your favorite
golf partners.
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